MrMaster_TV Blog 002: Learn From Da Masters!

HI THERE, DIS IS MRMASTER_TV SPEAKING.

I HOPE U ALL DOIN GREAT!

MR B ASKED ME 2 WRITE ANOTHER STORY 4 HIM.

BUT I DUNNO WHAT ABOUT, SO HE ASKED ME 2 GIVE Y’ALL SUM WRITING TIPS OR SUMTIN.

WELL, I LEARNT 2 RITE FROM MY OLD TEACHER, MR A.

HE ALWAYS SAID:

“LEARN FROM DA MASTERS!”.

SO I DID, AND DO.

MY FAVO VLOGGER IS MR JOHNSON.

BOY, IS HE *KIND*!

HE ALWAYS TELLS ME WHAT 2 DO!

2 CHECK MY PHONE 4 WIRES OR SUMTIN.

AND 2 ALWAYS LOOK BEHIND ME ON DA STREET, IF I WAS BEING FOLLOED OR SUMTIN.

BOY, DID HE *SAVE* ME!

ANOTHER FAVO IS MR JENKINS.

HE TELLS ME WHAT 2 BUY, AND ESPECIALY WHAT *NOT* 2!

AND 2 *NOT* USE MIKROWAVES AND STUFF!

BOY, DOSE SURE *R* DA MASTERS!

I DONT RLY BELIEVE THERE THEOREES, BUT WHAT IF DEY *WERE* TRU?

THEN WE BETTER PREPARE!

AT LEAST, THAT’S WHAT MY OLD TEACHER, MR A, TOLD ME:

“ALWAYS PREPARE, OR YOU GET HURT! TRUST ME!”

SO I TRUSTED HIM.

WHAT ELSE COULD I DO?

I KNEW NUTTIN!

OR SO HE KEPT TELLIN ME.

“YOU KNOW JACK SH*T!”, HE USED 2 SAY.

HE DEAD NOW.

DONT KNOW HOW, OR WHY, COS HE FLED.

TO BURUNDI, OR SUMTIN.

NOW I’M TIRED, SO I HAVE 2 STOP, OR I BURN OUT OR SUMTIN.

DONT FORGET 2 VISIT MY CHANNEL!

SEE YA!,

MRMASTER_TV.

P.S.: PLS B KIND, COS I’M MESSED UP…! RLY!